Anyone who visited the site yesterday may have noticed that things were amiss. We were indeed hijacked by the old robot porn pirates but thanks to our crack web enforcer Bob at TehCompany.com things are back to normal now so feel free to wander around the site and if the urge strikes why not visit the SHOP and pick up new stuff from The Buddy System or a comic while you wait for the upcoming release of Ruby Isle’s full-length “Night Shot.”
Thanks to everyone who let us know about the problem, here’s to hoping we can dodge the roboporn uprising next time!
I am a big proponent of New Urbanism and the move towards a more progressive future. The wife found this Q&A on Salon and I figure it was worth passing along. It is pretty inspiring to imagine the possibilities in a future where humans finally accept the fact that we are all in this together - to quote Jack Shephard “Live together, die alone.”
I keep meaning to introduce you all to my little buddy and since Team Brown just brought it up, I give you my own personal Salacious Crumb, the A #1 ladykiller, the baby seal who keeps it real, the one and only MR PRESIDENT!!
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If you aren’t the pop culture obsessed TV/Web nerd that I am you might have missed this rant from a “fan” in response to people dogging on Britney Spears for her outfit and performance at the MTV Awards. Peep it now as it’s the necesarry set-up for the payoff in the next video. If you have already seen it then feel free to skip right to the next jam:
Magic, right? Anway now lay your eyes on this slice of gold from comedian Phillip Wilburn:
Ah, the confluence of retarded pop culture and deadly serious government warmongering. Only in the good old U.S. of fucking A!!!
Disclaimer: Yes I know that this is the “WORDS” section and that we do in fact have a “VIDEO” section but since I haven’t had time to discuss the issue with Dan I didn’t want to post what amounts to a Presidential endorsement from Kindercore until we had a chance to toss the issue around.
So anyway… I personally became disenchanted with Hillary quite a while ago and have recently grown skeptical of Obama’s weak stance on the environment and health care. Kucinich is amazing but since we live in the land of Larry the Cable Guy his candidacy serves only to keep vital issues on the table.
So… I find that more and more I am supporting Edwards - he is strong on the environment and health care, he remembers that New Orleans used to actually be a city and has shown a drive to address issues that effect those who need help the most. I do take issue with his support for civil unions over marriage for all sentient humans but I was pleased to see his wife (who is pretty fucking killer in her own right) Elizabeth stand up and say she supports equal rights for all - no matter where they prefer to put their private parts.
Anyway… that was a way too long way of setting up this video which the Edwards campaign aired on CNN tonight during the CNN/YouTube debates. If you have paid any attention to politics in the past year you know about Edwards’ $400 hair cut and the sideshow it inspired among those who would have us take our eyes off the ball.
Here is John’s rather effective and biting response:
Some of you may have noticed the influx of spam posts in our forums and comments sections. Amazing.
Seriously, some Russians (or more likely some Russian robots - make of decomissioned Cold War ICBM parts no doubt) have taken to posting hardcore porn videos in the Kindercore Forums. For real. Close up anal penetration videos in forums on indie pop, the environment and politics - could they not at least have the decency to start a new forum section designated for close up anal penetration videos? I mean I am sure that some of you might be looking for that sort of thing and I imagine you would appreciate knowing where to look instead of being ambushed in an inappropriate forum.
Have some decency Russian robots! Announce your porn, don’t spring it on us when we are looking for information on how to reduce our carbon footprint or where to see the latest Kindercore combo performing live.
Anyway, we are on it - playing a low stakes game of Whack-A-Mole with Russian Robots - WOO HOO!!
The FCC is only taking public comments on Net Neutrality for another 5 days. Click the link below and find out how you can add your name and story to the growing list of people fighting to keep little guys (like us) on the same online footing as the big guys (the usual suspects).
