9:02 PM–Bob Schieffer looks great in HD.
9:04 PM–You are right, McCain. Americans ARE angry. Angry that they can’t see Bob Schieffer when you talk.
9:07 PM–I want to rescue Bob Schieffer like Obama wants to rescue the economy. I want to pick him up in a helicopter in a jungle under heavy enemy fire.
9:09 PM–This debate should just be a three-way discussion between three identical Bob Schieffer clones.
9:14 PM–I will gladly pay Bob Schieffer taxes.
9:17 PM–Bob Schieffer is getting feisty. I like it.
9:20 PM–Bob Schieffer can balance the budget.
9:25 PM–You know what’s erratic? My heartbeat when I see Bob Schieffer.
9:27 PM–I would never repudiate Bob Schieffer.
9:28 PM–Bob Schieffer is running a positive campaign…for my heart.
9:31 PM–You know who loves Joe the Plumber? Bob Schieffer.
9:33 PM–Bob Schieffer is my health care plan.
9:37 PM–Mr. Ayers could never bomb Bob Schieffer from my heart.
9:40 PM–Bob Schieffer made Joe Biden cry.
9:42 PM–Bob Schieffer is MY Vice President.
9:45 PM–Bob Schieffer is not cockamamie.
9:52 PM–Drill, Bob Schieffer, drill!
9:54 PM–Bob Schieffer went to Colombia and fought the narcotraficos and won.
9:55 PM–I want to get hammered with the auto workers. And Bob Schieffer.
9:56 PM–I will gladly sit down without preconditions with Bob Schieffer.
9:59 PM–Joe the Plumber is back! Also: Bob Schieffer.
10:00 PM–Bob Schieffer won’t pay no fines.
10:04 PM–Bob Schieffer is big government at its best.
10:07 PM–My litmus test for anything? Bob Schieffer.
10:11 PM–Bob Schieffer is pro-whatever-he-damn-well-pleases.
10:14 PM–Bob Schieffer.
10:18 PM–I was schooled by Bob Schieffer at an early age.
10:21 PM–Bob Schieffer left no child behind.
10:24 PM–Bob Schieffer is probably tired of this debate. I know I am.
10:28 PM–I want to kiss Bob Schieffer on the mouth.
10:30 PM–Bob Schieffer wishes that this debate had been like Double Dare, with slime and Marc Summers.

Posted by Lucas Jensen on 15 Oct 2008 at 08:03 pm